May272009

Crotch Rice

Small pockets of fat adorning the underside of the scrotum
Larva of the phrenal fly, known to burrow into inside of the upper thigh.
Rice that has fallen into a crotch.

It is best not to disturb someone else’s crotch rice.

12AM

Equestriaschlong

The large penis of a racing horce.
A penis comparable in size to the penis of a racing horse.

Before May decided to saddle up to the stud, she made sure to pack some extra-large condoms that would fit his equestriaschlong.

12AM

Niggerhammer

A metaphorical tool in the chastisement of racism, much like the black power fist, although more violent.

Let black Jesus’ niggerhammer of justice rain down upon the white man from the heavens.

12AM

Sneaky Brown Bomber

A very complicated act and should only be attempted by experts. It involves pooping your pants and quickly removing the poo and placing it in a friends pants to embarrass them. This is best pulled off while some one is sleeping but after practice you should be able to accomplish this with an awake person.

I was so mad at Taylor so I quickly pooped my pants and gave him a sneaky brown bomber to embarrass him in front of his new girlfriend.

12AM

Sneaky Indian

While having sex with a woman doggy-style, you, as quickly as possible, pull out of her vagina and insert your penis into her asshole. At the same time, you reach forward and cover and uncover her mouth with your hand. The desired effect is that when she yelps out of suprise and pain at your cock in her asshole, the covering and uncovering of her mouth will create a sound not unlike an Indian’s War cry.

Wild Bear gave Crazy Beaver the old Sneaky Indian last night, she hasn’t spoken to him since.

12AM

Boobola

Girl who likes to flash her tits
Has really big ones
Likes to play with them

Girl 1: Hey Boobola!
Girl 2: *Playing with her boobs* Huh??